tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post3453218897188867671..comments2024-03-08T00:18:55.314-08:00Comments on Secret Society of List Addicts: Ways My Roomba Attempts to Emotionally Blackmail MeThe Naked Redheadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625800809727846180noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post-57993849006012272292010-01-28T20:37:12.105-08:002010-01-28T20:37:12.105-08:00Only people are giving me grief lately. Great post...Only people are giving me grief lately. Great post.WendyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00985099019783464580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post-67414909285974010082010-01-23T20:17:33.048-08:002010-01-23T20:17:33.048-08:00Omg. Love.Omg. Love.Kelly Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17260936832820893861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post-2693138228267872102010-01-20T23:17:07.609-08:002010-01-20T23:17:07.609-08:00The Roomba people sent me a sex-crazed robot. Ramo...The Roomba people sent me a sex-crazed robot. Ramon, like many males, spent his days chasing pussy. He would get turned on when the cat sat on him and I was occasionally awakened in the middle of the night by their noisy furplay. He was a good worker at first, vacuuming tirelessly,(or until his battery needed recharging) but now spends his time in a corner, refusing to work at all (sigh).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post-62352883375023411422010-01-20T17:11:52.868-08:002010-01-20T17:11:52.868-08:00This was one of the most entertaining things I'...This was one of the most entertaining things I've read in a while.Alihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18290197769653336102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post-57991954936545575562010-01-20T12:58:59.120-08:002010-01-20T12:58:59.120-08:00@Literary Crap, actually, funnily enough, last nig...@Literary Crap, actually, funnily enough, last night I came in to find he'd eaten about sixteen (wrapped, unused) condoms. I think he really is being a jerk out of sheer loneliness! I'm thinking of setting him up with my microwave...That Kind of Girlhttp://notthatkindofgirl.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post-70486603067981499022010-01-20T12:38:29.939-08:002010-01-20T12:38:29.939-08:00Poor Wally.
All he wants is to meet another Roomb...Poor Wally. <br />All he wants is to meet another Roomba to spend his life with. Is a subscription to an online Roomba dating site too much to ask?Literary Craphttp://literarycrap.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post-12980210188056500302010-01-20T09:58:38.431-08:002010-01-20T09:58:38.431-08:00I pretty regularly find myself yelling "whhhh...I pretty regularly find myself yelling "whhhhyy do you hate me so much?!" at my cell phone. <br /><br />In public.Sarah Von Bargenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13714179408766699953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post-24257103200002390742010-01-20T09:48:35.051-08:002010-01-20T09:48:35.051-08:00Funniest thing I've read in a long time! Poor ...Funniest thing I've read in a long time! Poor angry roomba!Mandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03651043049962906572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post-19312757737481926712010-01-20T08:54:42.135-08:002010-01-20T08:54:42.135-08:00Please tell me you've seen the SNL spoof on th...Please tell me you've seen the SNL spoof on the "Woomba"...the Roomba for your lady bits. <br /><br />Listen, though, your Roomba is just upset because no one understands him OR his music. It's just really hard being a deep robot in a world of superficial iPods and Smart Phones.<br /><br />Fantastic list, BTW. :)The Naked Redheadhttp://www.thenakedredhead.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7894787296999272739.post-54133728672914105142010-01-20T08:07:11.440-08:002010-01-20T08:07:11.440-08:00I love that Roomba's eyes and mustache.I love that Roomba's eyes and mustache.Chelseahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00676115454797467431noreply@blogger.com