Boys I Totally Crushed on for Years Even though They Were Unattainable (and Completely Wrong for Me)
Hey! It's almost Valentine's Day! Awesome! So, when I was younger (um, ok, all the way up until I was 27), I used to fall hard to stupid boys that were emotionally unavailable and completely wrong for me. That didn’t stop me from pining away for hours over the love I thought they should have given me (or the love I imagined they gave). Here they are, in order of age:
J. M.—Even at the age of 5, he was a lady-killer. Round, blonde, and full of mighty strength for pushing others down on the playground. What a little rebel.
E. S.—Brown curly hair, puppy dog eyes, and the fastest boy in 2nd grade. I loved him for years.
C. C.—This boy was the star of the high school basketball team, a total jerk, insecure, indecisive, liked me one minute, absolutely hated me the next…but who could resist those baby blues?
C. R.—My first “grown-up” crush on a MAN. He was three years older than I and built like a brick sh*t-house. He was chivalrous, kind, enjoyed my company, thought I was funny, then fell in love with someone else. Probably the hottest guy I’ve ever hung out with…seriously, he was the kind of hot that other guys thought was hot. Yum.
B. W.—Never try to date someone only a few weeks after a divorce. He can be the nicest, awesomest guy in the world and YOU WILL FRIGHTEN HIM. Just sayin’…
Is there someone you totally crushed on for years even though they were unattainable (or completely wrong for you)?
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