Since I have been feeling a little under the weather lately, I've been craving really crappy food. And by crappy, I mean DELICIOUS. But also fatty. And disgusting. But DELICIOUS. Here are a few random samplings of my favorite "So Bad It's Good" food:
McDonald's "Chicken" Nuggets--I don't eat bird, pig or cow anymore, but man, these little salty cardboard nuggs have been taunting me like the not-sure-if-it's-meat morsels they are. (Don't worry, Chickens, I haven't given in.) And then, the barbecue sauce? Oh, the dreams I've had...the dreams I've had.
"Gourmet" Sandwiches--You know the kind...the oil of whatever cheese or dressing product you've doused the sandwich in has sunk through both the paper wrapping and the bag. Afterwards, you feel like your entire face is an oil slick. And yet, somehow, the five minutes of pure food-high bliss is worth it.
GIANT Burritos--Sure, that burrito may be made of healthy stuff (lettuce! Black beans! Fresh salsa!) but eating that healthy stuff five pounds at a time? YES, PLEASE.
Hole-in-the-Wall Breakfasts--Yeah, you know the kind. You're pretty sure that not just the spoons are greasy, but also your table, chair, juice cup and short order cook. But oh, those "hash browns". They're "hash browns" in the loosest sense of the word, because really, you're eating a huge, mouth-watering pile of fried potato shavings smothered in a pound of other heart-stopping ingredients. And that's just your side dish...you haven't even started on the dinner plate sized pancakes yet.
The Sh*t Disk--Oh, you don't know what the Sh*t Disk is? Go to Taco Bell and order one and they'll give you a "Crunch Wrap Supreme". Whatever, it's a tasty, tasty Sh*t Disk. YUM.
What are your "So Bad It's Good" food favorites?
Posted by The Naked Redhead
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