1. Dude, Your Sh*t is Everywhere--Some websites give me an aneurysm as soon as I land on the page. Oh my...all the ads with your free this and contact me that. Oh! And don't forget the abnormally large picture of your face! DELETED.
2. Dude, I Can't Effing Find Your Subscription Button--After looking at almost 100 different sites today, I quickly learned that each site gets about three seconds of my time to have a really visible SUBSCRIBE button. And no, I do NOT want to subscribe via e-mail. I love my Google Reader and I'm trying to find a loophole in the constitution to marry it. WHY would I want something through e-mail? Hm? HM? That would be CHEATING on my fiance. So please, that little orange stripey button? I need to see it. Immediately. Thanks.
3. Dude, You Haven't Posted in Like, Three Years--Yeah, I know people can get side tracked and stuff, and blogs get abandoned, but seriously...why are you still pimping that thing on other sites, like recently?? That's like going to Vegas and trying to get people to sleep with your grandmother. It's both wrong and gross. Stop it.
What are your interwebz pet peeves?
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