Look, I don't condone violence, I'm not a vigilante, and I'm all for the courts doling out justice and whatnot, but there are some people right now that I fantasize about meeting and then after the "hello, how are you," administering a friendly, lead-footed punt to the old nads. Just one little kick is all. No prolonged beatings or taking justice into my own hands, just the velvety, hammer-like touch of my size 7 to the nethers. Here they are in no particular order:
Mel Gibson--If you haven't listened to the recordings of his phone conversations yet, there's really no need. (Let me sum it up for you: he emotionally and verbally abuses his ex-girlfriend and then literally threatens to kill her. Insert a little crazy-pants heavy breathing, and bada boom, bada bing, there you go, a Mel Gibson recording.) I'm pretty sure his career is over (though who knows, since Chris Brown is making a comeback) but just in case it isn't, and just in case he never sees the inside of the courtroom...ke-yah!
Tony "I just want my life back" Hayward--He's responsible for countless animal, human, and sea life deaths, has wreaked a disaster that has killed the economies of hundreds of cities and sleepy beach towns, and has wrecked an entire portion of our planet for YEARS. He even faked pictures of an operation room. WTF?! Where are my cleats??
Child rapists (I'm looking at you Roman Polanski)--I think it's completely inexcusable that Polanski has been able to live without sentence all these years, and has even still been lauded and praised for his work. I don't care what kind of films he made, or whether or not the girl looked older than thirteen, or whether or not he had a horrible past himself. Let's imagine for one minute that he's just a "regular" child rapist, one without Hollywood ties and powerful friends. No one would have put up with his shenanigans for so many years. It's completely disgusting, and I'm appalled at the way the whole situation has unfolded. Boom, boom, pow...
Note: I realize this post is going to probably open a whole can of worms, so please, let's keep the comments to a dull roar, m-kay?
Posted by The Naked Redhead
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