Ever been in conversation with someone when suddenly, you're like, "Yeahhh...I can't take this person seriously anymore?" It's happened to me, and here's usually why:
1. You're wearing sunglasses. We're inside. It's 11 pm.--Sunglasses are for, well, the sun. While they've become a status symbol of "cool" they're still not meant to be worn indoors. Unless you're a rockstar, check 'em at the door.
2. Your pants are tighter than mine. You're male.--Dudes? Some of you are super hot, and yes, I've maybe fantasized about what you'd look like with no clothing...but the super skinny jeans? Those are for ladies, and that's not how I want to see your junk.
3. When given the choice between chain food and lovely little local shop, you choose chain food. Every time.--Look, I get that we all have our little addictions when it comes to fast food, but going to the fast food Mexican place, and then bringing that food into a REAL Mexican restaurant (yes, I've seen it)? Blerg.
4. You're retiring. Again.--I'm looking at you, certain athletes and movie stars. You know who you are.
What are some reasons you can't take others seriously?
Posted by The Naked Redhead
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