1. Getting a bikini wax. Yes, I'm that desperate to be doing something else.
2. Stabbing myself with a pencil. There is sort of an art to stabbing oneself with a pencil. First, you must make sure the pencil is suitably dull. Second, you must use enough pressure to bruise, but not necessarily break skin. Third, you must try to hit your eye without blinking first.
3. Standing outside in my underwear. It's a balmy 21 degrees in Columbus today AND I'm ten (or twenty, but who's counting) pounds overweight. HOLLA!
4. Christmas shopping for my mother.
5. Cleaning the litter box. Enough said.
If you are somewhere you wouldn't like to be, what would you rather be doing?
Posted by The Naked Redhead
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