Things I Will Pick Up Off The Ground
What? Yes. Apparently I never grew out of that childhood habit of picking things off the ground and hiding them away in my pockets for future endeavors. I walk to work every day so I pretty regularly find 'treasures' worth keeping.
1. Coins larger than a nickel
They add up, yo. Also - then I'll have something to give to all the people who hang out at the bus stop by my office, constantly hitting me up for change. "Here ya go! I picked up $1.35 in dimes and nickels on my way here!"
2. Feathers
And sometimes? I maaaay have been known to put them in my hair. Yes. Feel free to puke in your mouths and resist the urge to tell me I'm going to get fleas/hepatitis/gangrene.
3. Pretty Leaves
Again, for hair accessories or pressing between the pages of books. Or I forget about them and my cat chews on them and gets leaf bits all over the sofa.
4. Notes
I live a few blocks from a school, so occasionally I'll get lucky with a note all full of I's dotted with hearts or detailing exactly why "Ashley is a total biotch"
5. Photos
These are gold mines - the occasional rejects from a set of vacation photos are the best I've found, and a few awkward school photos. Set against that awful blue backdrop, brace-filled smiles.
6. Foreign Language Newspapers
I work in Chinatown so really, almost every newspaper is a foreign langauge newpaper. But I love to wrap presents in Chinese script and look at all the pictures of places that I haven't been (yet)
7. Lottery Tickets
Any winning ones yet? No.
8. Anything Shiny
Because, apparently, I'm a magpie.
Am I totally insane? Do you pick up treasures off the ground?
Posted by Sarah Von
Tuesday, September 29, 2009 | | 11 Comments
Sayings I Really Like.
Friday, September 25, 2009 | | 0 Comments
Neurotic Party Planning: a List
photoI'm in my final preparations for a party I'll be throwing in my own honor tomorrow (hey, if I don't do it, who will?). As a Virgo AND list maker, I have of course been freaking out over minutia for the last three weeks. Here's a small taste of the things I do in my party planning:
1. Clean, clean, clean--A party house is not clean until you have scoured all surfaces in your kitchen and bathroom. And by "all surfaces", I mean backsplash, microwave, dishwasher, refrigerator (inside AND out), stove, sink, cupboards, shelves, drawers, windowsills, toilet (inside AND out), shower, shower ledge, and mirror. After that's done, dust, vacuum and mop everywhere. Wash all linens, including washable rugs, bedspreads, sheets and slipcovers. Also bathe stinky, disgusting dog.
2. List, list, list--When I'll be hosting a shindig, I make a list. The list is usually broken up by time frame and task. I.e., two weeks before--send Facebook invite. One week before--scour kitchen and bathroom. Three days before--pick up non-perishable items. One day before--mop. Three hours before--re-wipe bathroom. Get my drift?
3. Delegate, delegate, delegate--When I am hosting a party, I choose to ignore that sometimes when people say, "Let me know if I can help!" they don't really mean it. I WILL PUT YOU TO WORK IF YOU SAY THIS TO ME. Your task may be something small like bringing an appetizer, or it may be larger like going on a wine glass hunt at your local discount homegoods store. Either way, be prepared to be saddled with a task!
4. Obsess, obsess, obsess--Get the details down. List 'em once. List 'em again. Check them off. Did I forget...?
5. Relax--Once the clock rolls around to thirty minutes before party-time, I light some candles and breathe. I've learned that at this point, if anything is not ready, it's not going to be ready, and I might as well enjoy the people, the food, and the wine. But this is also why I prep maybe a little more strenuously than others...no matter what happens, at least I can know that my bathroom is clean. And that, friends, is somethin'.
What do you do to get ready for a party? Is anyone quite as anal-retentive as I am?
Thursday, September 24, 2009 | | 7 Comments
If The Internet Didn't Exist (My Riff On It)
Sara Rose started Chatterbox to expel the stuff that runs through her brain at a thousand miles an hour. She loves writing, cooking, reading, and of course lists!
If the internet didn't exist...
- I'd have sex. Ok, a lot more of it anyways. It would be awe inspiring, the amount of naughty bedroom antics that would occur here, nightly.
- I'd go for daily walks. Maybe I'd work out more. I'd stop reading stuff about how important it is to get off my butt for at least 60 minutes a day and do so.
- I would talk on the phone again. Or maybe I'd hang out with people again. Remember when NOBODY instant messaged or texted? You'd call someone up or you'd go over and see them. People stopped by each other's houses for coffee and a chat. For real. Isn't that amazing!
- I would stop pretending to work when really, I'm looking at funny stuff online. In the days before internet, I was only on my computer to do things like write. In my introduction to the internet, I never emailed or blogged or looked up random garbage, but rather I would research, check my bank account, and oh yeah, write.
- I'd try two new recipes a week out of the gazillion cookbooks I already own instead of looking up new and bizarre recipes online.
- I would read more. Ok, so this is a bit of a stretch since I already try to read a book a week and I have subscriptions to more magazines than you can imagine. But I do remember when my evenings used to center around making a wonderful dinner, cleaning up, going for a walk, and then settling in with a mug of tea, my journal, and my book. I'd read and write until the wee hours of the am.
- I wouldn't have so many headaches. This I am sure of.
- I would have to find my husband a new career. Poor guy. He's freelancing, building websites, designing software, and 99% of what he does, what he needs, etc., is on the internet. It's his whole other universe. What would he do instead?
- I'm sure I wouldn't write every day. Maybe I would. Sometimes I wonder whether the internet really does help my creative process or if it just hinders it. But there would be days where instead of writing, I'd be doing other stuff. Going places, seeing things. Maybe I would be writing fewer useless things?
- I would eat less. Obviously with the advent of things like cable, dvr, the internet, video games, etc., people sit on their bums a lot more. We also sit on our bums doing these things while we eat. We eat with total lack of conscience and pay no attention to whats going in our mouths, how much is going in, whether we really want it or not, and whether we're even hungry. We basically eat for something to do. Not appealing.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 | Labels: entertainment, guest post | 1 Comments
Reasons My Best Friend is Awesome
September 23 is the thirtieth birthday of one of my favorite people in the whole wide world. Darcie and I grew up in the same tiny town in northern Minnesota and suffered through the fun that is Being A Smart Weird Kid in a Conservative Place. But we emerged (mostly) unscathed and went out into the great wide world to seek our fortunes. Twenty years, multiples boyfriends and many countries later, we are still BFFs who can happily spend an afternoon eating Cheese Nips and drinking bellinis, talking about cats and the internet and how we wish our third BFF would hurry up and move back from Oz. Other reasons that my BFF is awesome?
1. She will come visit you in a foreign country for your birthday
The fact that I lived in Taiwan did not dissuade Darcie from flying halfway around the world to wish me a very merry 26th. Sure, her luggage got lost, she inadvertently witnessed some creepy night market tomfoolery and we took The Longest Taxi Ride Ever, but I'm prreeeeety sure she had a good time.
2. She takes her duty as BFF seriously
Darcie will tell you the things you need to hear but maybe don't want to. The "Wellll, maybe you should go with the other outfit" or "If he's not returning your calls you need to stop calling him" or "You're better than that and you know it." And most of these pronouncements are prefaced with the phrase "I would be remiss in my duties as your best friend if I didn't tell you ...." Isn't that great?!
3. She will pick you up at the airport/help paint your apartment/call you when you get your M.A.
If she says she's going to do it, she is really, 100% going to do it. She's there not just for the Miracle Berry parties and the photo scavenger hunts, but also moving apartments and when you de-friend the ex-boyfriend and need to weep about it and when you come back from New Zealand at 5 am.
4. She speaks my language
That is, the language of thrifting. And LOLcats. And general jack pine savagery. We share all sorts of ridiculous BFF vocabulary (Example: To Dennis (verb) to flake out on an engagement you committed to or Shus (noun) extraneous stuff on top of other stuff; excessive decor) She also speaks the language of a life-long friend, who knows what you're talking about when you mention Miss Meckley's eighth grade social studies class and that weird roll-playing game about the Chinese empire.
Why is your best friend awesome?
Posted by Sarah Von
Tuesday, September 22, 2009 | | 3 Comments
Five Totally Random Things I'm Fascinated By
- Hacking and hacker culture - I've no idea where this came from, it's just something I've found really interesting from quite a young age. I don't have the technical skills to be part of it, but reading about other peoples' technology exploits amazes me!
- Religion - I was brought up Catholic, but as I became more sceptical of the religion I also became more interested in it's history and similarities to other religions. Theology is definitely one of the subjects I'd like to study sometime.
- "Weird" illnesses - I guess because I have my own fair share of relatively rare medical quirks!
- Drugs - I'd never try them, but I find it really interesting how things like heroin were sold as cough remedies and given to kids! I love all the old advertising too!
- Space Travel - I'm just a big nerd!
Monday, September 21, 2009 | | 2 Comments
Things I'll Never Quite "Grow Out Of"
Posted by The Naked Redhead
Ice cream cones--Sure, eating ice cream out of a dish is less messy, but getting my favorite ice cream (with sprinkles!) makes me feel carefree and happy.
Giggling at the word "duty"--...or other such nonsense. I apologize, I know that immature humor or laughter at silly words is ridiculous, but boy, I sure don't want to grow out of it. Harboring a little bit of the 7th grader in me has made many a boring meeting fly by gracefully.
Playing in my bare feet--Just last week, my nephews and I played basketball in the driveway, sans foot wear. I loved the sound of their little (and now not-so-little, with my oldest nephew turning fourteen today!) feet slapping on the asphalt. And oh, how lovely the grass feels on naked toes.
Bugs Bunny--Just the other day, I heard Dave Chappelle credit Bugs Bunny as one of his comedic heroes. The cartoons might be oldies, but yes, they are still goodies. The Rabbit of Seville? Classic. AND, it still makes me belly laugh to this day. (Haha, the link is in Spanish!)
Feeling pretty in a dress--Ok, ok, I used to HATE dresses when I was a little girl, but now that I'm older, I'm finding my inner princess...and IT'S AWESOME. On days when I'm feeling "blah", I simply have to throw on a dress to feel just a bit better.
What won't you "grow out of"?
Thursday, September 17, 2009 | | 5 Comments
Awesome Games from my Childhood
"This house is not a playground" was one of my father's favourite rules when we were growing up, and one that was frequently broken! Here are some of my favourite games we used to play as kids:
- Running through Newspaper This deceptively simple game was a firm favourite from ages 4 through 7, and surprisingly enough involved running through a piece of newspaper which two people were holding. It was like breaking through the ribbon at the end of a race, only more fun!
- Murder in the Dark Best with a big group of people and a very big room. I wonder if the adults were ever concerned by the blood curdling screams which ensued?
- Water Fights Especailly if they had advance planning and involved teams, water balloons, water guns and a little bit of treachery!
- The Chocolate Game One of the best birthday games ever, participants took turns rolling a dice. If you rolled a six you had to dress up in an assortment of clothes, then start eating a block of chocolate using a knife and fork until the next person rolled a six. The funny clothes, the excitement, the chocolate - what more could you want?
- Anything involving a trampoline Although the injury potential was high any games on the trampoline had an equally high fun factor!
- Hide & Seek Usually one of the best games, apart from the time a nest of bumble bees was unintentionally involved (not recommended)
PS Next time I have friends over I'm seriously thinking about playing the Chocolate Game again...
Posted by Bridey
Wednesday, September 16, 2009 | Labels: childhood, fun times | 6 Comments
If the Internet Didn't Exist
Photo Credit- I would read more - I don't read anywhere near as much as I used to because my online "life" takes up so much of my time!
- I would call my friends - Instead of emailing or using Facebook to keep in touch! I barely ever make phone calls anymore!
- I would probably have more money - The lure of minimum-effort bargain-hunting on eBay is always far too strong for me to resist!
- I'd watch TV shows when they air in the UK - As opposed to 24 hours after they're shown in the US.
- I'd probably have a far better social life!
What impact would an Internet-free world have on your life?
Monday, September 14, 2009 | | 5 Comments
Holidays that should be Invented
Posted by The Naked Redhead
PMS Day—I think all ladies should get one day a month to stay home, sleep on the couch to the tune of sappy movies, and live off a diet of mac and cheese and ice cream. Is that so much to ask? IS IT? BECAUSE I THINK WE NEED IT.
Get Rewarded for the Little Things Day—Did you throw your extra change in the charity bin at that fast food joint? Open the door for a stranger? Refrain from telling off that obnoxious woman on the bus? You deserve a day that recognizes your efforts! Gold medals for all…and a day off of work.
Puppy Personal Day—I would love to be able to tell my boss, “I am really stressed out. I’ll be taking a Puppy Personal Day today and spending time at home with my dog.”
Awesomely Bad Music Day—Dance parties in your cube! Meetings set to the rhythm of disco! Grocery shopping while singing all the words to “Mmm Bop”!
STFU Annoying Celebrity Day—Ohhh, the sound of silence from the likes of Speidi and TomKat? Yes, please!
What holiday would you invent?
Thursday, September 10, 2009 | | 7 Comments
Ways I'll know I've 'made it'
- I'll be able to eat and buy Greek yogurt whenever I want to. Not just for special birthday breakfasts, you $5 tub!
- I'll own a car that was made in this decade. No more luggage racks on the trunks of 1994 Ford Tempos for me.
- I'll own matching bra and panty sets instead of pretending that my black bra from Target matches with everything.
- I'll stay in hostels and with friends because I want to not because the trip is otherwise out of my price range.
- My entire closet will be filled with those cedar hangers. I find the mixing of multi-colored plastic hangers and wire hangers unethical and jarring to my delicate senses.
How will you know you've finally made it?
Posted by Sarah Von
Tuesday, September 08, 2009 | Labels: money | 16 Comments
Best Comfort Drinks
As a follow up to last week's post, here's my take on the Best Comfort Drinks!
1. Hot chocolate--Part childhood drink, part decadent splurge, hot chocolate is the go-to drink for a cold day. And, while the powdered kind is fine, the REAL kind, in a real chocolate shop where they say, "What flavor would you like?" and you get to choose between milk, dark or white and they take a giant chunk of your chosen chocolate and then just pour steamed milk over it and it melts all over and you're literally drinking HOT CHOCOLATE...oh my, excuse me...I think I may need a moment.
2. Red wine--Bad day? Fight with a friend? Or maybe you're just feeling romantic? Red wine tastes great, goes down warm, and helps relax even the most frazzled mood (or spice up a dull one!).
3. Ridiculously expensive specialty coffee from a horrid chain store--Ok, we all know that
4. Cheap beer that flows like water--Look, if you're a beer snob, you don't want to waste a super tasty beer on tears and bitterness. No, you want something that goes down fast and easy, something your poorer friends could buy for you, something that makes you feel--no matter how bad your life is--like you're ACCOMPLISHING something. Line 'em up, 3, 4, 5. You're hardly buzzed, but look what you've DONE.
5. Milk--I love milk. It's good for you. It's great super cold, or heat it up and drink it warm before bed. It goes well with cookies or PBJ, and even though it's healthy, it can make you feel like you're being just a bit decadent. "I'm not drinking water or diet soda tonight! Oh no, it's MILK for me!"
What's your favorite comfort drink?
Thursday, September 03, 2009 | Labels: favorites, food, fun times | 11 Comments
Favourite Things for Days Off
Into the home stretch of another week of work, and naturally I'm planning of what I'm going to be doing in the weekend! Some of my favourite things are:
- Going on random adventures. So many options to consider!
- Sleeping in of course! Though I try to be out of bed by 10.00am or it feels like the day is almost over. Most of the time anyway...
- Catching up with friends, preferably in a situation involving good food and/or drink
- Having brunch at the cafe by the pier and ordering French toast, which tastes even better when you have a view of the sea
- Visiting markets. Now that the weather is warming up here, the local French farmers market will be starting up again. I can't wait to check it out!
- Being crafty. I always seem to have a few things on the go (what a surprise!) and never seem to find the time to work on all the little projects during the week.
Posted by Bridey
Wednesday, September 02, 2009 | Labels: fun times | 3 Comments
My Favorite Embarrassing Movies
1. The Lizzie McGuire Movie
I swear I tear up a bit when she sings at the end on stage in Rome. Ithink I actually saw this in the theatres. Oh dear.
2. Center Stage
I'm almost not even embarrassed by this one. Sure the acting's bad,but the dancing is terrific!
3. Au Pair 1 & 2
These are probably the worst in the pacl. They're MADE FOR TV forcrying out loud!
4. Avonlea: Season One
I love a good moral of the story with a Canadian accent.
5. What A Girl Wants
I can't help it! I think Amanda Bynes is sweet!
What movies do you hide in the back of your DVD collection?
Tuesday, September 01, 2009 | Labels: movies | 9 Comments
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